This is made by Margaret Livia Elizabeth and Novita Halim, oh SO ME!
Hello! These are about everything in my wonderful life wuzzz ngeng--ngeng--ngeng
Fact About Nelda Luurk!
Fact about Nelda Luurk.
She was arerested for drunk-driving, after she was found to have a blood alcohol level of 0,19% and she was ordered to take an AA meeting.
She’s really a YOKO FACTOR! She screwed up her best friend’s marriage ( Deshinta&Jotet’s marriage ). She always become the other woman.
She’s really hard up right now! She wants her to have a big-fat bank account!
She’s on the rock since she got involve with a gold psycho digger.
She’s ‘HI’ boy.
She files for divorce after her husbands cheat on her.
She struggles against depression with stop drinking Prozac.
She was a cool girl in the class but soon became THE MOST UNLIKELY after she assaulted the Science teacher.
She signs up for tour of duty in military.
She is a hot shot stake out.
She escaped from police custody and become fugitives.
After one and half years in rehab, her addiction yet again.
She’s by her lonesome at the right track right now.
That’s all the real fact with a little joke about Nelda Luurk.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
MY DIRTY LITTLE SECRET LIST
I still use A BABY POWDER before sleep
I had an ugly finger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I ever bought ST12 Cassette Album
My Feet’s finger has the thumb that bigger and longer than the second finger
My arm is so big-fat
I bring my disgusting princess mineral bottle to school
My dad gives me a little blue room to work with
I’m a liar
I ever thought that I was a lesbian
I ever kiss EUREKA
I ever figured out about made out with Matthew Bellamy
I ever cried for my ex in one week and still think of him for the next three months
I ever had a fvcking relationship with a psycho man
My longest affair with a guy is 7 months! ( we did nothing, he even never texted me or called me, we just smiled to each other, and that was happened in 7 months, until I left him cause I got bore )
I am a big, fat, ugly, stupid, idiot, insane monster
I’m an elephant and a lion lover
Sometimes, I don’t really like my mom
I never like to ask for apology to someone
I hurt I’m always crush on a wrong guys
I ever tried a cigar ( first with Margaret, the cigar was not working couldn’t make it alight! But the second time I’ve tried with Nada, it worked out! But then I felt that cigar is a stupid things to be friends with, cigar is no taste, I don’t know why almost people like cigar?! I stopped in a try-step!)
I ever thought that I wanna be a god mother
I ever thought that I wanna be a spy
I ever thought that I wanna continue my study in a terrorism college
I ever figured out, kissing with James Bond like in his scene with Vesper Lynd
I do love a bad boy
I ever fell in love at the first sight, and waited for him for 3 years
I ever met a bus-guy that looked like Mike Dirnt
When I took a military training in JHS, I met a guy that really hotter than Billie Joe namely Aji Firmansyah
My dad used to call me, “Boy!”
When I was a kid I used to eat an ant
When I was a kid I do love 212 knight a.k.a Wiro sableng
I ever tried to put a Bee in my childhood friend namely Fatmah Tusyla Winarsyih I ever made my friends named Arifah Putri Ramadhani and Fitra Hernayanti came into the gutter
I’m possessive
I’m short
I ever hit my first crus
I do love Yuga at Captain Tsubatsa Serial
I ever watched American Pie
I do love baldy boy
I fell in love with my uncle’s friend named Eka
I do love sleep
I do love to be a leader
I want to be a sniper or shooter
I had my coolest dream ever! That is : Take care of an elephant in a backyard of my own house
I am interest in all religions
I ever thought that maybe Jack The Ripper will fall in love with me
I love Woolverine or Van Helsing
I ever wanted to make Michael Owen divorces her wife, but I thought then “Will he want me to be his?”
I ever thought I was skank
I ever thought that I have no bright future
I ever put a hot soup on my sister’s head
I ever thought to go clubbing
I am a gossip girl
I ever ……………………………………………………………………………. Woah there are a lot of things more, what about join with me to share this dirty little secret? Contact me on : academicboy@live.com
IS THIS THE REAL YOU WANT?
Study or Play? Play during Study
Dad or Mom? Dad’s Mom
Boys or Girls? Boys like Girls, Girls like Money oh shit!
Die or Live? Live like dying
Lies or Thruth? A little truth in a lies
Suck or Stuck? Suck the Stuck
Gold, Glory, Gospel? New Found Glory
Cadillac or Casillas? Calpanax ae lah
Ballon or baluun? Babon ( gue banget yak? )
Wrong or False? Goblok
DO YOU THINK THIS JUST A JOKE, BOY? OH PLEASE BE SERIOUS!
White or Wine? White
Toxic or Amphetamine? Toxic
Alay or Jablay? Jablay ( is that mean a black diamond? )
Escape the Fate or Escape the Ordinary? Escape the Fate
Green Day or Green Zone? Green Day
Morphine or Dolphin? Dolphin
Pain or Paint? Pain
Da Vinci or Vini Vidi Vici? Vini Vidi Vici
Invincible or invisible? Invincible
Kukuruyuk or Kukukakikakekakukaku? Kukutukaujadibatu
Laugh or Love? Laugh
Heaven or Seven? Seventh Heaven
Ballon or Salon? Sablon
St12 or Kangen? Kangen by Dewa 19
Syaiful Jamil or Dewi Persik? ?!@#$%^&*9
Kerispatih or Krisdayanti? Kerisye
Scorpio or Scott jam? Scott Emulsion
Pillow or Pillus? Pilah-pilih dulu lah
STOP KIDDING, BOY!
Love or Life? Life
Spot or Soft? Spot
Sun or Sin? Sun
Tea or Tree? Tea
Sex or Ex? Ex
Insane or Insecure? Insane
Go or Leave? Go
Kiss or Hug? Hug
Spring or Summer? Spring
Rain or Snow? Snow
Fuck or Duck? Duck
Crank or Tank? Crank
Hot or Cool? Hot
Dream or Reality? Reality
Man or Boy? Man
Spy or God Father? God Father
God or Father? God
Elephant or Elevator? Elephant
Blok M or Setiabudi? Setiabudi
Setiabudi or Tjikini? TJIKINI
Nasi gila or Orang gila? Nasi gila
Emak or Bapak? Emak
Ayah or Bunda? Ayah
Starbucks or Kopi Luwak? Kopi Luwak
Senayan or Benhil? Benhil
Nikka Costa or Nikke Ardila? Nikke Ardila
Teh Botol or Teh Kotak? Teh Galon
Simpanse or Donkey? Donkey
Train or Trem? Trem
Bajaj or Bajuri? Bajuri
Song or Movie? Song
Jerk or Good? Jerk
Gun or Game? Gun
Cilice or Cliché? Cilice
Cherry or Chewy? Chewy
Drag Me To Hell or Drag The Mouse? Drag The Mouse
Anoreksia or Disleksia? Anoreksia
Leukemia or Leu Ween Hoek? Leu Ween Hoek
Tears or Fears? Tears
Conspiracy Theory or The Juliana Theory? BOTH
Novita or Nada? Nurul Kurniasari Dela
Leaving on A Jet Plane
Nelda Luurk:Hello buddy! Let me introduce my self with this ex con! I am your new captain now! And this is my friend, Nkd! What are we going to do, kid? Nkd:Well captain, we will hi-jack this plane!
Nelda Luurk:Woah! Are you ready kid?
Nkd: I AM CAPTAIN!
Nelda Luurk:I CAN’T HEAR YOU!
Nkd:I AM CAPTAIN! Both:WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Nelda Luurk:Let’s be serious!
Nkd:Do ya think that was a joke, boss?
Nelda Luurk:Yeah!
Nkd:Wowowo what the hell you think of? I’m serious since that time, who the hell are you hah? How dare you say that I was joking?
Nelda Luurk:Oh boy! You look like hell!
Nkd:Everybody gets down! There’s a boom here!
Nelda Luurk:What boom, hah kid? Shit, You make me sick! Put your hands up! Nkd:Fu*k You! I will let this gun point of on you!
Nelda Luurk:Back off! NOW!
Nkd:No! you! You hold up right here!
Nelda Luurk:Do you think that you are a dare devil, son?
Nkd:What a silly question is that? Do you think you are the master in martial art, boss?
Nelda Luurk:Oh come on! Cut the crab! Are you really going to shoot me? Nkd:Nah, I’m just pulling my leg.
Nelda Luurk:Haha, now I can shoot you, boy!
Nkd:Oh shit! You set me up!
Nelda Luurk:No, I’m just kidding. We are friend right? Well, wait wait! I smell gun powder here.
Nkd:That’s my perfume, boss.
Nelda Luurk:Really?
Nkd:Yeah, hey boss I heard the gun cocking!
Nelda Luurk:That’s my ringtone, boy! Well, let’s see who was making call. Ah? Eureka?
Nkd:What happened with her?
Nelda Luurk:OH SHIT, KID! SHE WILL SET THE LAW ON US BECAUSE THIS CASE!
Nkd:LOOK OUT DOWN THERE! SHE COMES!
Nelda Luurk:MOVE OVER, BOY! MOVE OVER! WE MUST BREAK UP FROM NOW ON!
Nkd:Okay, Boss! But where is my fare?
Nelda Luurk:There’s no fare! We failed.
Nkd:Oh, man! You are rude, mean, sloppy, and frizzy!
Nelda Luurk:And you are stupid, boy! Your action is flop. A dud!
Nkd:Oh shit! I’M NOT TAKING ORDER FROM YOU ANYMORE!
Nelda Luurk:You bend my ear, son!
Nkd:DON’T SNAP YOUR FINGERS! YOU’RE NOT MY BOSS!
Nelda Luurk:CUT IT OUT! I’M SICK WITH ALL THESE FIGHT! COME DOWN! YOU’RE OFTENLY BESIDE YOUR SELF! Yeah, I’m not your boss. Because I’m your friend forever, okay?!
Nkd:No! You’re not my friend! You’re my alter ego!
Nelda Luurk: Yeah! You got that on your brain, Boy!
Nkd:Hey, Eureka is coming!
Nelda Luurk:WE’RE BETTER GET GOING! COME ON!
a little ride at 01:24 AM
For me, sometimes I feel this life is suck when there’s no happiness I could get. That’s the way I love this life. That sense. Sense of bored. I’m always think that sense is just a beginner’s luck. And if I get that sense, I used to say “Hey boy, we just got an opportunity knocks”. My alter ego will say, “Yeah! What a Relief?!”. And now, I feel that and I enjoy this. It’s so early, 01:24 AM. And I need nothing, but someone that will say “How about we take a little ride?”. Then we walk away from this world. Escape our own way. Escape the way we live. Find a park full of grass to sit on. Talk forever just to pass the time. Until the dawn breaks and someone else shout “I NEED AN AMBULANCE! OFFICER’S DOWN”. But you, you say “Suck it up. Could we just give us a peace of mind?” I think so, you know. You lend me your wings to fly. And since that, I trust you, I love you, you make me believe that now I have nothing left but I will last, with you. Since that time, I was not a drug addict anymore. Since that time, I could cross the line between fantasy and reality. Do you think I’m just a pain in the neck, friend? Or I’m a k-9 in your life? Or what else, friend? Hah?
You hold my hand. We walk by bare feet. We are friends, forever, aren’t we? We are a top dog, aren’t we? Or we are an unsung hero, my friend? No no no! we are not a top dog or an unsung hero! We are Mr.Potato Head, right? What makes you think we are Mr.Potato Head? It’s because sometimes we love to do self-desctructing, and it makes our live like living hell. Do we have a Midas touch? If it yes, I want something. No! Not just some! I want everything, pal! And that time, you just laugh and say “Come on, Pal! Just eat, drink and be merry! We just live once” and the best it yet come to us. This is ours, Pal!
Am I possessed now? Do you need to get an exorcist? Wait wait! Don’t wake me up! It’s not an end of September yet, right?
Explosive Affair
I am troubled by an explosive relationship. And there’s nobody could tell me how can this happen to me. In a real fact and simple really true fact, I’m just a simply girl. Trust me! I’m a one-man girl, and always seek for one-woman man. In every my relationship so far didn’t last even I hardly tried for reconcile. Well to tell all the story I ever had, maybe seems over. But, let me tell you first, there’s someone, a guy, he was after me and it was getting worse and worse, he stalked wherever I go! That’s the shit! The first shit! The second shitty is my friendship soon turned to romance. And if I could turn back time, I would never let it be. And the third shitty, when I got someone, on that time, I thought we were not a cheap fling, we truly loved each other. BUT THE HELL WAS ANOTHER GIRL DROVE HIM INSANE. Am I a miss black heart? Or just another shitty girl to get those shitty accidents? Will this happen? If I give a boy an option, then will he choose me over a bitch? I dance with the devil and got burn. How can I climbed up the letter of shitty love and keep it casual? Get me out of here, someone please. Is there anybody there? This life is land mine hell. IT’S ALL SETTLED. I’M THE LOSER. AND YOU, ALL OF YOU WIN. CONGRATS, KIDS!
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