Leaving on A Jet Plane

Nelda Luurk:Hello buddy! Let me introduce my self with this ex con! I am your new captain now! And this is my friend, Nkd! What are we going to do, kid? Nkd:Well captain, we will hi-jack this plane!
Nelda Luurk:Woah! Are you ready kid?
Nkd: I AM CAPTAIN!
Nelda Luurk:I CAN’T HEAR YOU!
Nkd:I AM CAPTAIN! Both:WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Nelda Luurk:Let’s be serious!
Nkd:Do ya think that was a joke, boss?
Nelda Luurk:Yeah!
Nkd:Wowowo what the hell you think of? I’m serious since that time, who the hell are you hah? How dare you say that I was joking?
Nelda Luurk:Oh boy! You look like hell!
Nkd:Everybody gets down! There’s a boom here!
Nelda Luurk:What boom, hah kid? Shit, You make me sick! Put your hands up! Nkd:Fu*k You! I will let this gun point of on you!
Nelda Luurk:Back off! NOW!
Nkd:No! you! You hold up right here!
Nelda Luurk:Do you think that you are a dare devil, son?
Nkd:What a silly question is that? Do you think you are the master in martial art, boss?
Nelda Luurk:Oh come on! Cut the crab! Are you really going to shoot me? Nkd:Nah, I’m just pulling my leg.
Nelda Luurk:Haha, now I can shoot you, boy!
Nkd:Oh shit! You set me up!
Nelda Luurk:No, I’m just kidding. We are friend right? Well, wait wait! I smell gun powder here.
Nkd:That’s my perfume, boss.
Nelda Luurk:Really?
Nkd:Yeah, hey boss I heard the gun cocking!
Nelda Luurk:That’s my ringtone, boy! Well, let’s see who was making call. Ah? Eureka?
Nkd:What happened with her?
Nelda Luurk:OH SHIT, KID! SHE WILL SET THE LAW ON US BECAUSE THIS CASE!
Nkd:LOOK OUT DOWN THERE! SHE COMES!
Nelda Luurk:MOVE OVER, BOY! MOVE OVER! WE MUST BREAK UP FROM NOW ON!
Nkd:Okay, Boss! But where is my fare?
Nelda Luurk:There’s no fare! We failed.
Nkd:Oh, man! You are rude, mean, sloppy, and frizzy!
Nelda Luurk:And you are stupid, boy! Your action is flop. A dud!
Nkd:Oh shit! I’M NOT TAKING ORDER FROM YOU ANYMORE!
Nelda Luurk:You bend my ear, son!
Nkd:DON’T SNAP YOUR FINGERS! YOU’RE NOT MY BOSS!
Nelda Luurk:CUT IT OUT! I’M SICK WITH ALL THESE FIGHT! COME DOWN! YOU’RE OFTENLY BESIDE YOUR SELF! Yeah, I’m not your boss. Because I’m your friend forever, okay?!
Nkd:No! You’re not my friend! You’re my alter ego!
Nelda Luurk: Yeah! You got that on your brain, Boy!
Nkd:Hey, Eureka is coming!
Nelda Luurk:WE’RE BETTER GET GOING! COME ON!